The Signs as Pinterest Affirmations: Read Aloud to CLUM!

Horoscope
Written By Piper S. McKeever

Aries

Positive Thinking creates a doorway through which Angels love to walk

Taurus

I am not Grumpy Garlic Grandpa

Gemini

God will cancel all the worries in my life

Cancer

♥ If You Really Belive In Stuff It May Come True ♥

Leo

I am enjoying life etc.

Virgo

MEDITATION IS GOOD FOR ME

Libra

I am addicted to being nice to people

Scorpio

I am not flaming with rage right now

Sagittarius

That weird phase of my LIFE is over now

Capricorn

If all else fails, I can watch a movie

Aquarius

I NO LONGER OBSESS OVER WHAT I CAN’T CONTROL

Pisces

I am not TikTok impulse purchase

Piper S. McKeever

is a Quest Editor and senior philosophy major. In addition to editing at the Quest, Piper offers her web design experience and often contributes entertainment and opinion articles. When she’s not busy with reading, she loves to watch movies, write poetry and fiction, take walks in the sunshine, and think about Kierkegaard.

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