Letter to the Editors

Re: Miso Fairies: Recipes for Your Gift/Burden

Hello Quest Article Author in front of you is a Japanese foodstuff. You're going to write an extremely basic 300 word article involving it. Every sentence that leans on vaguely othering frankly milquetoast ingredients that are becoming common even in White kitchens removes 5 minutes from the timer. If your description begins and ends with a literal but unsubstantial listing of visible physical qualities and you constantly talk about how weird it is the Saw trap will automatically close. You have 30 minutes.

Sincerely, a Japanese-American who is tired of doing this shit every 2 years.