The Signs as Commons Options

Horoscope
Written By Piper S. McKeever

Aries

Burrito bowl station

Taurus

Autism Sandwich Thursday

Gemini

DIY breakfast waffles

Cancer

Grill chicken tenders and fries

Leo

Cheeseburger soup

Virgo

Grilled cheese Monday

Libra

Salad bar

Scorpio

Fuckass tempeh

Sagittarius

Fresh brewed yerb

Capricorn

Late night pizza

Aquarius

Dessert bar (during the holidays)

Pisces

Screw this shit, we’re defecting to Marketplace.

Piper S. McKeever

is a Quest Editor and senior philosophy major. In addition to editing at the Quest, Piper offers her web design experience and often contributes entertainment and opinion articles. When she’s not busy with reading, she loves to watch movies, write poetry and fiction, take walks in the sunshine, and think about Kierkegaard.

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